This is just a short post to say that female nurse practitioners (especially those that are slash midwives) are better than male OB/GYN/FACOGs any day. I went to my midwife yesterday who reviewed my last ultrasound that the mean FACOG (who called my baby Godzilla) had sent over. She told me that it was normal, nothing to worry about. When I said “except for my big baby” she informed me that it was a completely normal size and that furthermore, fetal weight as estimated by ultrasound is never an exact measurement and can in fact be off by as much as TWO POUNDS. The jackass male doctor never mentioned that. I’m just sayin’.