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So, I was trying to make some grape juice from concentrate. I put the can in hot water for a few minutes to soften it up – you know, to make it easier to stir. When I opened the can of now softened and juicy grape juice I, of course, sprayed it all down my front onto one of the only maternity shirts that I have. Then, while trying to get the shirt off to wash it right away (in hopes of saving it because it’s one of only three shirts that fit right now) I punched myself in the nose. Hard enough to make it bleed. Ladies and gentlemen, I am awesome.

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