I don’t have much to talk about today, so rather than try to make a cohesive, meaningful post (like I usually do? HA!) I’m just going to throw a bunch of random things out. First and foremost, today is Ray Ray’s birthday – H A P P Y  B I R T H D A Y   R A Y R A Y! Thanks for your support, and I hope you’re having fun at Denny’s. In honor of Ray Ray’s birthday, I drew balloons on the post-it note I left on her desk – normally I just leave plain old post-it notes. She thought the balloons were little sperms, which is a testament to my artistic abilities.

Ray Ray invited me to go to Denny’s, but I have either a whole lotta PMS, or a whole lotta pregnant going on, and didn’t really want to leave the house.  But, I think we should go paint coffee mugs soon – and I do hereby solemnly swear that I will go next time. I wrote it on the internet, it HAS to be true.

I took the first step in changing my name today, and ordered a copy of my marriage license. Yes, I’m actually going to go through with it. I plan to be with Jason for the rest of my life, and bear his child(ren), so I shall take his last name. Ya’ll, please let me be pregnant. Please? I know, I shouldn’t obsess. I shouldn’t. Won’t. Moving on.

Today at work I was complaining about the noise level, and told my sister (who happens to work with me) that I was going to bring in ear plugs. She then reminded me of this strange woman that we used to work with, who hated the noises at that place so much that she wore these GIGANTIC, noise cancelling headphone things. The type that look really cool if you’re a hip, DJ sort of person, but if you’re a zany, Weeble sort of person they make you look like a cartoon character.