Sometimes while rifling through old emails to find ones that I need to log in the Ever Expanding Spreadsheet Of Fun, I find things that make me giggle. And have decided to post them here. If I’m fired, so be it.
Picture him choking on a pork chop or me running him over on a skateboard. Wait, I can’t balance well enough to ride a skateboard. I can prank him like Bart did all the time.